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Saturday, October 10, 2009

The Boss

When the Lord made Man, all the parts of the body argued over
who would be the Boss.

The Brain explained that since he controlled all the parts of
the body, he should be Boss. The Legs argued that since they
took the Man wherever he wanted to go, he should be the Boss.

The Stomach countered with the explanation that since he
digested all the food, he should be the boss.

The Eyes said that without them, Man would be helpless, so they
should be Boss.

Then the Ass Hole applied for the Job. The other parts of the
body laughed so hard that the ass hole became mad and closed

After a few days the Brain went foggy, the Legs got wobbly, the
Stomach got ill, the Eyes got crossed and were unable to see.

They all finally conceded and made the Ass Hole Boss.

This proves you don't have to be a Brain to be Boss...Just an
Ass Hole. Humor
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