young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.
The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and
asks which the young man wants.
"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and
she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's
"the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then
we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky
after that.
Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better
give me the 12 pack."
The young man makes his purchase and leaves.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend
and her parents.
He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He
begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes.
The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were
such a religious person."
He leans over to her and says, "You never told me that your
father is a pharmacist!"
Did you know that you could get paid
for writing about stuff you like to
talk about?
Link: young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.
The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and
asks which the young man wants.
"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and
she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's
"the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then
we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky
after that.
Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better
give me the 12 pack."
The young man makes his purchase and leaves.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend
and her parents.
He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He
begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes.
The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were
such a religious person."
He leans over to her and says, "You never told me that your
father is a pharmacist!"
Did you know that you could get paid
for writing about stuff you like to
talk about?
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