Golf

Beginner Golf

Sid and Barney

Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf.Since they
are short on time, they decide to play only 9 holes.Sid offers
Barney, "let's say we make the time worthwhile, at least for
one of us, and spot $5 on the lowest score for the day."Barney
agrees and they enjoy a great game. After the 8th hole, Barney
is ahead by 1 stroke, but cuts his ball into the rough on the
9th.

"Help me find my ball, you look over there," he says to Sid.
After 5 minutes, neither has had any luck, and since a lost
ball carries a four-point penalty, Barney pulls a ball from his
pocket and tosses it to the ground. "I've found my ball!" he
announces triumphantly.

Sid looks at him forlornly, "After all the years we've been
friends, you'd cheat me on golf for a measly five bucks?!?"

"What do you mean cheat? I found my ball sitting right here!"

"And a liar, too!!!" Sid says with amazement. "I'll have you
know I've been standing on your ball for the last five
minutes!"

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Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably.

The lesson is, never try. -- Homer Simpson

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