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Some Thoughts on Marriage

Some Thoughts on Marriage

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with
friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the
other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you
wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other
replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."

Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's
degree and the woman gets her master's.

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to
get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm
still paying."

Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of
Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad:
That happens in every country, son.

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real
happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."

Married life is frustrating. The first year of marriage, the
man speaks And the woman listens. In the second year, the woman

speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak
and the neighbors listen.

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a
fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but
I was in love and didn't notice."

It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he
still ends Up with the same boss.

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next
day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same
thing: "You can have mine."

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be
sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.

A woman was telling her friend , "It is I who made my husband a
millionaire." "And what was he before you married him." Asked
the friend. The woman replied, " A billionaire".

God says to Adam, "What would you like in a wife?" "Hmmm," says
Adam, "I'd like her to be the most beautiful creature in the
world. I'd like her to do whatever I tell her to. I'd like her
to work hard, be smart, enjoy being with me." "Hmmmm", God
says, "I can do it, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg." "Oh,"
says Adam, "Well what can I get for a rib?"

Still Thinking of Marriage....Dont Test him....LMAO....oops

Men Control your wifes....lol

Adult Joke on Marriage...


MARRIAGE..UMM WHAT U THINK

Kisses ... Shwana