Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing oneanother for some time. After inquiring about each other'shealth one asked how the other's husband was doing."Oh! Ted died last week. He went out to the garden to dig up acabbage for dinner, had a heart attack and dropped down deadright there in the middle of the vegetable patch!""Oh dear! I'm very sorry." replied her friend "What did youdo?""Opened a can of peas instead!"
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When is a door not a door?When it is ajar.
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