Friend Ship

2009-10-15T21:58:00.001-07:00

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2009-10-15T21:55:00.001-07:00

I needed to know this yesterday.. its a day lateAries Love HoroscopeFrustrations and obstacles in your relationships with others arise at this time. You feel like others do not really understand you and do not cooperate with you, and that to do anything right, you have to do it yourself. This can be a very self defeating attitude, try to look outside your own perception and see how you can find

2009-10-15T21:52:00.001-07:00

Aries Horoscope (why why oh why) tastes may run more to distaste for the moment, where what you don't like influences your goals as much as what you do like. In the avoidance of one flavor, however, don't fling yourself into the arms of something even more undesirable. Better to fast than to swallow something ugly you'll regret later.

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2009-10-15T21:43:00.001-07:00

Eminem posted a new blog entry:Now i can delete from DVR..From: http://ping.fm/sbogA

2009-10-14T19:33:00.001-07:00

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Spaghetti

2009-10-14T02:31:00.001-07:00

SpaghettiA wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years.One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy,he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.She agreed, but

The dirty fork

2009-10-14T02:22:00.001-07:00

The dirty forkA blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer. I'll smell it and order from there." A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to

Black Magic

2009-10-14T02:14:00.001-07:00

Black MagicAn old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a fight, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most... "When I die I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!" They believed he practiced black magic and

Put a rubber on it

2009-10-14T02:06:00.001-07:00

Put a rubber on itA husband and a wife are waiting at the bus stop, and with them are their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find that it is overloaded and only the wife and nine kids are able to fit in the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man

A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph

2009-10-14T01:52:00.001-07:00

A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he sawthe flashing red and blue lights.Thinking that the cop might not be able to catch him, heaccelerated to 110 mph. He finally came to some sense andpulled over to the side.The cop stepped out, took his license and examined it without aword. He looked at the driver and said, "I've had a tough shiftand this is my last pullover. I don't feel

2009-10-13T22:06:00.001-07:00

#Proverbs...The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war

2009-10-13T21:57:00.001-07:00

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2009-10-13T21:50:00.001-07:00

#Life's Quips...Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us manyobjects such as wickerwork picnic baskets. Imagination withoutskill gives us modern art. -Tom Stoppard

2009-10-12T20:00:00.001-07:00

#Relationships. If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention toevery word you say, talk in your sleep.

2009-10-12T19:58:00.001-07:00

One-Liners...All men make mistakes, but married men find out about themsooner. lol

2009-10-12T19:53:00.003-07:00

Work...Looking for a helping hand? There's one on your arm.

2009-10-12T19:53:00.001-07:00

Feel safe tonight ~Sleep with a cop

2009-10-12T19:52:00.001-07:00

Bumper Stickers...Horn broken. Watch for finger.

2009-10-12T19:50:00.001-07:00

Webbies..."Tell me and I forget. Show me and I remember. Involve me and Ilearn."Bumper Stickers...They told me I was gullible... and I believed them.Words of Wisdom...It's ok to kiss a fool.It's ok to let a fool kiss you.But don't let a kiss fool you.

2009-10-11T22:58:00.001-07:00

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2009-10-11T22:54:00.001-07:00

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2009-10-11T22:08:00.001-07:00

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50 Cent Plans To Expand 'ThisIs50' Fest

2009-10-10T11:08:00.001-07:00

50 Cent held his first annual "ThisIs50" Fest at New York's Governor's Island last weekend, and considering his career has been tarnished with a number of hip hop feuds, the Queens rapper managed to bring together some of New York rap's elite for the event.On the bill were Slaughterhouse, Uncle Murda, Maino, Corey Gunz, Young Trav, D-Block, Red Café, Jim Jones, Juelz Santana, Papoose, Ron Browz,

First Time

2009-10-10T10:07:00.001-07:00

First TimeThis guy and his girlfriend were going at it hot and heavy in the backseat of his car. A knock was heard on the window and there stood a cop. The guy got out, shaking like a leaf. The cop said that he wouldn't arrest him if he could be next. The guy got back in the car and finished with his girlfriend. When he got out again, he was still shaking like a leaf. The cop said there was no

Taste test

2009-10-10T10:06:00.001-07:00

Taste testA teacher was having a tasting day where she would put candy in the kids' mouth and they would guess what it was. She went to the first little boy and put a Hershey's Kiss in his mouth. "Can you guess what it is?" "I don't know," said the boy. "I'll give you a hint. It's something your daddy asks your mommy for every morning." The girl next to the boy says "Don't eat it. It's a piece of

Going to the bathroom at night

2009-10-10T10:04:00.001-07:00

Going to the bathroom at nightA 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for a physical.The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, "Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally?How is your connection with God?"And the man says, "Oh me and God?We're tight.We have a real bond, he's good to me.Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on

What does it taste like

2009-10-10T09:59:00.001-07:00

What does it taste likeA teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory exploration. With their eyes closed, they would feel objects from pumice stones to pine cones and smell aromatic herbs and exotic fruits. One day, the teacher brought in a great variety of lifesavers, more flavors than you could ever imagine. "Children, I'd like you to close

2009-10-10T09:56:00.001-07:00

How can a woman tell if she is having a super orgasm?Her husband wakes up. Humor lol

The Boss

2009-10-10T09:48:00.001-07:00

When the Lord made Man, all the parts of the body argued overwho would be the Boss.The Brain explained that since he controlled all the parts ofthe body, he should be Boss. The Legs argued that since theytook the Man wherever he wanted to go, he should be the Boss.The Stomach countered with the explanation that since hedigested all the food, he should be the boss.The Eyes said that without them

2009-10-10T09:43:00.001-07:00

Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and the hubby's sex interest is down.

2009-10-07T08:39:00.001-07:00

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2009-10-07T08:38:00.001-07:00

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2009-10-06T21:48:00.001-07:00

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2009-10-06T21:33:00.001-07:00

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Who to marry

2009-10-06T08:38:00.001-07:00

Who to marryThree couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy.The first man married a nurse. Dave showed them to their room and thought tohimself, "What a lucky guy. Nurses are known to be hot to trot".The second man married a telephone operator. Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,"Wow, he's a

2009-10-06T08:37:00.001-07:00

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Expert in the kitchen

2009-10-06T08:32:00.001-07:00

Expert in the kitchenAn efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution."You need to be careful about trying these techniques at home.""Why?" asked somebody from the audience."I watched my wife's routine at dinner for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time.One day I told her,

2009-10-06T08:27:00.001-07:00

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Telesales (LMAO)

2009-10-06T08:25:00.001-07:00

TelesalesOne thing that has always bugged me, and I'm sure it does most of you, is to sit down at the dinner table only to be interrupted by a phone call from a telemarketer.I decided, on one such occasion, to try to be as irritating as they were to me. The call was from AT&T and it went something like this: (swallowing)- Me: Hello- AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T...- Me: Is this AT&T?- AT&T: Yes, this

Hunting in the jungle

2009-10-06T08:20:00.001-07:00

Hunting in the jungleThree men were flying on a plane over the jungle when it crashed. They were the only people who survived. They decided that starting the next morning one of them would go out and make weapons and see if he could kill anything.So the next morning the first man went out. He didn't come back till about noon. When they saw him they ran to him and helped him carry the deer back to

2009-10-04T19:35:00.001-07:00

Friendship is what binds the world together in peace, may we all become friends. I owe! I owe! So off to work I go! I owe! I owe! So off to work I go! http://ping.fm/PM2L5

Alimony

2009-10-04T19:26:00.001-07:00

Alimony"Mr. Quinn, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife $775 a week.""That's very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself." HumorFrom: http://ping.fm/HEmGy

Bubba and his Lawyer

2009-10-04T19:22:00.001-07:00

Bubba and his LawyerDown South, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suin' the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?""Yes, Bubba, sure is true." responded the lawyer."And now someone's suin' them fast food restaurants for making 'em fat and cloggin' their hearts with all them burgers and fries, is that true mister lawyer?""Sure is Bubba. But why you asking?""

2009-10-04T19:19:00.001-07:00

Memoirs Of An Imperfect Angel - Mariah Carey | Album Reviews > HipHopDX.com (http://ping.fm/R2s1m)

2009-10-04T19:18:00.001-07:00

Finally Famous: Born A Thug, Still A Thug - Trick Daddy | Album Reviews > HipHopDX.com (http://ping.fm/R4MIH)

2009-10-04T19:14:00.001-07:00

'Zombieland' is a Hit! (http://ping.fm/IOoZe)

2009-10-04T19:12:00.001-07:00

With Rambis gone, Lakers must work out a new defensive plan -- latimes.com (http://ping.fm/dOB3B)

MOMS: Want To Get Your Sexy Back?

2009-10-04T19:04:00.001-07:00

MOMS: Want To Get Your Sexy Back?The Doctors TV, Topic FeedYesterday at 1:44 PMAre you a Califonia mom who feels she's not the same sexy person she once was? Have you lost your sense of adventure and feel odler than you really are? Do you want to feel sexy, wild and young again inside and out? Do you want to feel as healthy as you were in your 20's full of energy and ten pounds lighter? If so, we

Do you have a flat butt? (OH MY DO I)

2009-10-04T19:03:00.001-07:00

IN OTHER WORDS YES I DO Do you have a flat butt? Have you always wanted curves like Beyonce or Jennifer Lopez? Would you consider getting butt implant?If you are sick of your flat butt and want help, we want to hear from you!From: http://ping.fm/sVnjm

Microsoft tech drafted

2009-10-03T14:15:00.001-07:00

Microsoft tech draftedOne of Microsoft Network's finest support techs was drafted into the Army and sent to boot camp.At the rifle range, he was given some instructions, handed a rifle, and a couple rounds of ammo. He loaded the rifle and fired several shots at the target which was fifty yards away.The report came from the target area that all of his attempts had completely missed the target.The

Lipstick on the mirror

2009-10-03T14:13:00.001-07:00

Lipstick on the mirrorAccording to a news report, a certain private school in Victoria,BC recently was faced with a unique problem.A number of grade 12 girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.Every night, the maintenance man would

2009-09-26T10:03:00.001-07:00

Love is the only fabric that when washed in the fountain ofadversity and grief, comes out untouched. Siglet

Not another virus

2009-09-26T09:54:00.001-07:00

Not another virus*** VIRUS ALERT ***If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes" delete it immediately. Do not open it! It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.It demagnetises the stripes on ALL of your credit cards.It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field

Asylum fence

2009-09-26T09:51:00.001-07:00

Asylum fenceA guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!"He continues walking along the long fence, but, being a curious person, he can't help but wonder why they are chanting "Thirteen!" over and over. Could it be that they are chugging beer? Are they perhaps taking turns beating one of the

2009-09-21T08:13:00.001-07:00

In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many ofthem you can get through, but how many can get through to you.. - Mortimer Adler--American philosopher quote

Growing Old...

2009-09-20T19:11:00.001-07:00

Growing Old...I'm so depressed...I went to the Dr.today and he refused towrite me a prescription for Viagra. Said it would be like puttinga new flagpole on a condemned building.LMAO.. OK REQUEST BEEN FILLED..GOOD NITE.. LST 1 DID IT FOR ME.. HEHE#Humor

Proverbs...

2009-09-20T19:09:00.001-07:00

Proverbs...Many complain of their looks, but none of their brains.Life's Quips...Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats havenever forgotten this.One-Liners...A man's only as old as the woman he feels.-Groucho Marx#Humor

2009-09-20T19:08:00.001-07:00

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.-Groucho Marx

Quotes

2009-09-20T19:06:00.001-07:00

Quotes...A friend is a present you give to yourself. - Robert LouisStevensonQuotes..."The believer is happy. The doubter is wise."-- Hungarian proverbSchool...Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; smallminds discuss people.#siglets

2009-09-20T18:56:00.001-07:00

One-Liners...Make every day good to the last drop.. nobody gets out alive inthe end anyway!#One-Liner-Humor

Todays siglets

2009-09-20T18:55:00.001-07:00

Quotes...I myself have never been able to find out precisely whatfeminism is; I only know that people call me a feministwhenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from adoormat. - Rebecca West, 1913Love... "Darling," she whispered after they had finished making love,"Will you still make love like that to me after we're married?"He considered this for a moment, and then replied, "I

2009-09-20T18:52:00.001-07:00

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it moreoften. (Hehe)#Relationships

2009-09-20T18:51:00.001-07:00

As I learn the innermost secrets of the people around me, theyreward me in many ways to keep me quiet#quotes

2009-09-18T09:46:00.001-07:00

Life's Quips...Time is the best teacher. Unfortunately, it kills all itsstudents.#status

Bus load of politicians

2009-09-18T09:43:00.001-07:00

Bus load of politiciansA busload of politicians were driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer's barn.The old farmer got off his tractor and went to investigate. Soon he dug a hole and buried the politicians. A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone.The old

Funeral arrangements

2009-09-18T09:38:00.001-07:00

Funeral arrangementsSometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what a thoughtful and wonderful man her late husband had been."Sidney thought of everything," she told them. "Just before he died, Sidney called me to his bedside. He handed me three envelopes. 'Tillie,' he told me, 'I have put all my last wishes in these three envelopes. After I am dead, please

The lumberjack

2009-09-18T09:34:00.001-07:00

The lumberjackA LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good lumberjack.The very next day, a skinny little guy showed up at the camp with his axe, and knocked on the head lumberjacks' door. The head lumberjack took one look at the little man and told him to scram."Just give me a chance to show you what I can do," said the skinny man."Okay, see that

One-Liners...

2009-09-18T09:31:00.001-07:00

One-Liners...You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but youcan't wipe your friends on the couch. #jokes, one-Liners

2009-09-18T09:26:00.001-07:00

Words of Wisdom...A computer terminal is not some clunky old television with atypewriter in front of it. It is an interface where the mindand body can connect with the universe and move bits of itabout. (from Mostly Harmless) - Douglas Adams

2009-09-18T09:24:00.001-07:00

Growing Old...Life is what passes you by while you're busy making otherplans.

YouTube - 50 Cent Offers Kanye a Knuckle Sandwich

2009-09-14T22:24:00.001-07:00

Just a big fan, and my boy at it againFrom: http://ping.fm/zAON6

Funny Speeding Joke

2009-09-13T22:46:00.001-07:00

Funny Speeding JokePosted on July 4, 2009 by quotesSpeeding?A woman was driving down the highway about 75 miles anhour, when she noticed a motorcycle policeman followingher. Instead of slowing down, she picked up speed.When she looked back again, their were two motorcyclesfollowing her. She shot up to 90 miles. The next time shelooked around, there were three cops following her.Suddenly, she

2009-09-11T12:23:00.001-07:00

Top 10 Motivational Posters Of All Time | Funny and Jokes (http://ping.fm/uPbrJ)

A Marriage Made In Heaven | Funny and Jokes

2009-09-11T12:20:00.001-07:00

One rainy Sunday afternoon, a young couple were on their way to their Church to get married. On the way there, their car lost control and slammed into a telephone pole – killing them both instantly.Saint Peter In Heaven JokeThe couple soon found themselves standing in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, welcoming them to Heaven. The young woman asks Peter if they could get married in Heaven,

Crazy Act of Bravery by Police Officer

2009-09-11T11:44:00.001-07:00

Crazy Act of Bravery by Police OfficerJune 22nd, 2009 · 10 CommentsHere is a strange little story about bravery in the line of duty? Real brave officers tasers a 72 year old woman?A 72-year-old woman who refused to sign her speeding ticket got out of her truck and dared a deputy to shock her with a Taser. So he did. Video released by a Travis County Constable’s Office shows Kathryn Winkfein

2009-08-26T20:48:00.001-07:00

wake up? why? life 2 long

Jason Statham as 'Hitman 47' - Fan Made Movie trailer

2009-08-23T13:24:00.001-07:00

Love the Guy Jason Statham

2009-08-21T09:51:00.001-07:00

Baller Alert New NBA 2K10 Screenshots - Hip Hop Board (http://ping.fm/asg69)

2009-08-21T09:49:00.001-07:00

$2,100 phone has the heart of a $15 phone | DVICE (http://ping.fm/9Kc0D)

2009-08-12T18:38:00.001-07:00

golden years

Blog title...50 Cent Pays Tribute To Michael Jackson In New Songs

2009-07-01T07:11:00.001-07:00

50 Cent Pays Tribute To Michael Jackson In New Songs'Rest in peace to Michael Jackson,' Fif says in one of two dropped Friday morning. By Shaheem Reid 50 Cent Photo: MTV News 50 Cent is the first artist to pay tribute to Michael Jackson in song since the King of Pop died Thursday. Fif released the first two records from his mixtape Forever King on Friday (June 26) morning. The first, "Respect It

2009-06-24T04:47:00.001-07:00

Cant get to sleep.. going on 5am..

Halle Berry’s Guys Choice Awards Speech (Makes Out With Jamie Foxx)

2009-06-23T21:52:00.001-07:00

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Astrological After-sex Comments

2009-06-23T20:34:00.001-07:00

Astrological After-sex CommentsAries: "Okay, let's do it again!" <<<<

On the menu

2009-06-23T20:24:00.001-07:00

On the menuA guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: --------------------------------- Cheese Sandwich $ 1.50 Chicken Sandwich $ 2.50 Hand Job $10.00 --------------------------------- Checking his wallet he finds one single ten dollar bill. He walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking

How many babies?

2009-06-23T20:16:00.001-07:00

How many babies?Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were in labor. The nurse arrived and proudly announced to the first man, "Congratulations, sir. You're the father of twins!" "What a coincidence! I work for the Minnesota Twins Baseball team!" Later the nurse returned and congratulated the second father on the birth of his triplets. "Wow! That's

Scotsman at a baseball game

2009-06-23T20:09:00.001-07:00

Scotsman at a baseball gameA Scottish tourist attended his first baseball game in the US and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring "Run....Run!" The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya!" A third batter hits a slam and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of

Answering Machine...

2009-06-23T19:51:00.001-07:00

Answering Machine...Now I lay me down to sleep; Leave a message at the beep. If Ishould die before I wake, remember to erase the tape.

Quotes...

2009-06-23T19:50:00.003-07:00

Quotes...A computer terminal is not some clunky old television with atypewriter in front of it. It is an interface where the mindand body can connect with the universe and move bits of itabout. (from Mostly Harmless) - Douglas Adams

2009-06-23T19:50:00.001-07:00

A friend is a present you give to yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson .. Shwana = and some presents not required...

2009-06-21T15:50:00.001-07:00

Happy dads day

Your personality

2009-06-11T23:10:00.001-07:00

Money for

2009-06-04T20:32:00.001-07:00

Money for pantiesThere is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any panties.The Priest calls the girl and gives her $20 and says, "Little girl, take this money and buy yourself some panties. It's not proper to walk around without any panties on."The girl goes home and gives the money to her mother and

The cruise

2009-06-04T20:27:00.001-07:00

The cruiseAn elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard.They searched for days and couldn't find her. So the captain sent the old man home with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something.Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax

50 Cent Nabs 'Jerkyll and Hyde' Role - ARTISTdirect News

2009-06-02T18:04:00.001-07:00

50 Cent Nabs 'Jerkyll and Hyde' Role Mon, 18 May 2009 10:15:17Right alongside Forest Whitaker50 Cent Nabs 'Jerkyll and Hyde' RoleForest Whitaker and 50 Cent have been tapped as the lead roles in a modern update on The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde. Dubbed Jekyll and Hyde, it's being produced by Brett Walsh of Glasshouse Pictures and Randall Emmett of Cheetah Vision Films."The combination

2009-05-25T11:52:00.001-07:00

HAPPY HOLIDAY.

Or What?

2009-05-19T20:36:00.001-07:00

A man comes to his doctor and tells him that his wife hasn’t had sex with him for 6 months. The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her. So the wife comes into the doctors office and the doc asks her what’s wrong, and why doesn’t she want to have sex with her husband anymore.The wife tells him, “For the past 6 months, every morning I take a cab to work. I don’t have any

Study Ball brings seriously old school methods to child rearing

2009-05-19T19:50:00.001-07:00

You can try using positive reinforcement to get your kids to study. But what if that doesn't work? Well then, it's time to try some more medieval methods.The study ball is a literal ball and chain that comes equipped with a timer. Simply set how long you want your little miscreant to study and attach the ball to their ankle. When the time is up, it'll unlock, allowing them to leave their rooms.

Hi George!

2009-05-19T18:39:00.001-07:00

A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She decided she would like to find a beautiful parrot; itwouldn't be as much work as say a dog, and it would be funto hear it speak. She went to a pet shop and immediatelyspotted a large beautiful parrot.She went to the owner of the store and asked how much.The owner said it was $50. Delighted that such a rare lookingand

The cats diary

2009-05-18T18:57:00.001-07:00

The cats diaryDAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving